(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(GROANS)
Excellent!
(GASPS) Delightful!
(GROWLING)
(SNARLS)
Glorious!
(SHRIEKING)
Ow! Hmm...
How many times
do I have to tell you two?
You gotta put the games away
when you're done!
Now, let's put them
in their proper cases!
Titans, go!
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
-Greetings, friends!
-Hey.
-What up?
Hey, Starfire, welcome home!
What's in the basket?
Items I have been gathering
for a special Tamaranean
tradition
that I hope you will all
participate in.
It is very similar
to your Thanksgiving.
Delicious food
and special friends!
Oh, please tell me
you will join me?
-ALL: Um...
-Well...
I'll eat whatever you make!
Oh, I have the happiness!
It means so much to me
that you will all join in my
people's ancient tradition.
Guess I'll fire up the grill.
What's on the menu?
Only the finest space cuisine.
Glurk scales.
Fried fish legs.
(GASPS) And my favorite...
Mouth worms.
You know what?
I totally forgot.
It's my baby cousin's
birthday today!
Mine too!
Oh, yeah?
Does she live downtown,
near the movie theater?
Uh, she does indeed.
-Carpool!
-(GROANS)
-(POWERS UP)
(CRASHES)
Raven, would you care
for a mouth worm?
Uh... No.
I'll be in my room trying
to forget I ever saw that.
I'll try one, Star!
Oh, joy!
Now, these are best
when eaten raw.
(GULPS)
So, uh...
-I just, uh,
eat the whole thing, huh?
-Yes!
So, like the whole thing?
In my mouth?
Yes, the whole thing!
Heh. Okay. Uh...
Down the hatch!
Ahhh!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-(EXCLAIMS)
-(COUGHS)
Robin?
Oh, Silkie.
At least you are always
here for me.
Mouth worm?
(EXCLAIMS)
Is there no one with whom
to share my traditions?
(SIGHS)
-(MOUTH WORM SCREAMS)
-(GULPS)
(WHIRRING)
What's that?
You would love to be a part
of Feast Day?
Oh, what wonderful news!
You really think I could
pull off skinny jeans?
I mean, I know I can
get 'em on, but could
I pull 'em off?
Greetings, Titans!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Uh, you know
there's something going on
in your stomach region there.
Oh! This is nothing!
It's just Parry.
(GURGLING)
-Parry?
-Yes!
My adorable little
space parasite!
He appeared on my belly last
night and now wants to join me
for the Feast Day dinner!
It just moved! I saw it move!
Everyone stand back!
This is a level nine
biohazard.
I assure you,
Parry is perfectly harmless!
If we don't act now, Starfire,
this whole thing is going
to spiral out of control,
and we'll end up on the other
side of the galaxy fighting
a giant spider alien!
Or something.
(WHIRRING)
Parry says you are being
quite rude, Robin.
Uh, don't think Parry
can say anything...
We are communicating
through my brain.
Uh, Star? This is not normal.
Not normal.
It seems that is something
I am often accused of being
by my fellow Titans.
She is out of her mind,
Silkie!
(SING-SONG) Out of her mind!
I mean, she's talking
to a parasite. A parasite!
(WHISTLES) Crazy!
Oh, come on!
Don't tell me you buy
her story?
Here.
Let me show you something.
(GASPS)
No one must know about that.
According to my research,
Parry has no ability
to communicate with its host
and is most definitely
not friendly.
I think Star was
so sad no one wanted
to celebrate Feast Day
that she created a personality
for this disgusting mass
as a coping mechanism.
We better tell the others.
Guys! Guys! We have to talk.
-It's about...
-Hey! Hey! (BABBLES)
Hold up, Robin.
Parry was just finishing
up a story.
Go on, Parry.
(WHIRRING)
(CHUCKLES) What does
throb-ooze-puss-glow-glow
mean, Star?
Hopefully
I can relay it correctly.
And then she was all like,
"I have no idea where
the eggs are!"
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh! Eggs! Love it.
Uh, did I miss something
or did you all just become
best buds with an open sore?
As you can see, Robin,
you have misjudged Parry.
Yeah, Robin, he's great.
Even Raven likes him!
Whatever, he's fine.
(WHIRRING)
I am sorry, Parry.
But I already asked them
and they declined.
Wait! What'd he say?
What'd he say?
He asked if you all
would join us for Feast Day.
-I told him...
-ALL: I'm in.
What about you, Robin?
Oh, I'll be there.
To keep an eye on
that filthy parasite.
Wonderful!
Now, I promised to show
Parry around the city.
We will be back in time
for tonight's feast!
I don't like this, Titans.
I better follow them to make
sure nothing happens.
Oh, I wish my tapeworm
was more like Parry.
I followed them all day,
just waiting for that thing
to mutate into the giant spider
we'll end up fighting
on the other side
of the galaxy, but no dice.
He's a more fiendish opponent
than I thought.
Or, Parry's just
a friendly parasite.
And you're a creepy guy
in the bushes with a camera.
Hmm. Creepy camera guy.
No!
I am certain this will be
the best Feast Day ever!
-(WHIRRING)
-Parry would like
to make a toast.
(WHIRRING)
He says he would like
to thank you for welcoming him
into your home.
Uh, I'd like to make
a toast, too.
We've gotta separate
that thing from you
before it kills you!
Take it easy!
Parry doesn't exist!
Don't you see?
He's a figment
of Starfire's imagination.
It has got to go!
He is never leaving,
Robin.
We are the best friends.
Well, if parasites
are so great, then everyone
should have one!
Good thing I brought some
for the occasion.
(SQUISHING)
Uh, what are you doing?
Apparently,
I'm making friends.
(SHUDDERS) This is so great.
Yeah! (GRUNTS)
I love sharing my nutrients.
Ah, I love how weak
they make me feel.
Ugh! Why didn't I get
a parasite years ago?
Stop it! Just stop!
Parry is the only thing
that makes me feel normal!
Nice going, dude.
(GASPING)
Someone call a doctor.
Don't worry, Star.
This won't hurt a bit.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
(GASPS) Robin!
What are you doing to Parry?
It's for your own good.
(GASPS)
-Hey, Robin!
-You can talk!
Yep! I communicate
through brainwaves,
just like Starfire said.
Who feels like a jerk now?
Guess I should have made
an effort to understand you.
It's not me you need to do
a better job of understanding.
Oh, Starfire!
Wow, you really are
the greatest!
Here, to show you
there's no hard feelings
I made you a cape!
But we're inside my brain.
It's a cape for your brain,
dum-dum!
Oh. Cool.
You talked to him?
Sorry, Starfire.
Your traditions may
be strange, but...
sometimes I guess I'm not
the normal one.
More than sometimes,
Robin.
-(WHIRRING)
-What's wrong, Parry?
Do you have to leave?
(WHIRRING)
Goodbye, Parry!
(SOBBING) Don't leave, man!
I'm gonna miss you so much!
This is awkward...
I'll always cherish
my brain cape!
(SOBBING CONTINUES)
I love you.
(GROWLING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Ha! Yes! What did I say?
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it all along!
You fools just
wouldn't listen, I was right
and you were wrong!